Almost didn’t notice someone walking a pig just now so I guess I’ve been living in Brooklyn too long.
Oh my god do you think he saw me?
2008: Seeing a familiar dude & wondering if you know him from OkCupid.
2013: Seeing a familiar dog & wondering if you know it from Tumblr.
That moment at Mother’s Day lunch
when your uncle pointedly toasts to “future mothers at the table” and you’re the only childfree person there.
Going “dancing” tonight for a friend’s birthday, aka
gently swaying in a corner while eating my martini olives very, very slowly
accidentally thumping strangers with my purse
flossing in the bathroom
trying to figure out if the bar serves snacks
do you think they have cheese?
I just want to say that I was really upset when I finally realized this was Photoshopped.
(It took me a while. I was so moved by the spirit of the image that I didn’t notice all those white pixels. Let’s hear it for being a BIG PICTURE thinker, ok?)
When random dudes on the street tell me to smile
The lady who just walked into the public restroom & said “I just had a green smoothie & brussels sprouts for lunch so you might wanna clear out.”