Links that people sent me today with the notes that “this made me think of you” and “this is your kinda thing”
1. these hairy anti-pervert stockings
2. this story about a woman who posted to a message board asking to be murdered
soooo, now you know!
I like this commercial because the voiceover is all “What happens when people trying Silk Pure Almond on cereal?!” and the child actor kind of smile-shrugs and wearily says “I like it” and then voiceover lady is like “THEY LOVE IT!” as if I’m really going to sit here and be lied to by a dairy substitute.
One of my favorite things about living in Brooklyn is how often I spot personal style bloggers in action, taking advantage of the scenery for a photo shoot. You really haven’t lived until you’ve gone for an early morning run in Prospect Park and spotted a grown woman peering seductively from what appears to be the inside of a large rose bush.
I just passed the tiniest, oldest lady I have ever seen and now I care about her more deeply than I do some relatives.
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) June 13, 2013
This tweet is everything to me.
When life hands you lemons, send for help.
That moment when your coworker pops over to your computer and you’ve just Googled “heart merkin”

Almost didn’t notice someone walking a pig just now so I guess I’ve been living in Brooklyn too long.
Oh my god do you think he saw me?
2008: Seeing a familiar dude & wondering if you know him from OkCupid.
2013: Seeing a familiar dog & wondering if you know it from Tumblr.
